Its my beautiful Melissa's birthday today, so I recorded this for her...shes currently sleeping in cos thats a pretty good birthday treat for her
Cherry Flavoured TurkeyA man walked out of a cherry tree thinking,Cherry Flavoured Turkey by ~Ar-Pharazon
What sort of dog eats rubber pumpkins?
The answer hit a nun in south guatamala with such force,
that it knocked her into a nearby pile of wibble joo,
which was concocted by german trouser physicists
working under the employ of five lemon jubes.
Just then out of the curtains came a melodic eyebrow,
who wrestled with severe pancreatic jazz tambourines.
It was unfortunate as he had just starred in a theatrical version of,
'to beat a stick monger's great aunts left earlobe coffee',
which explored the reccesses of the turtle love conundrum.
What they didn't know was that lurking behing his own face,
several nostril boys jumped a rally urchin,
using re-fried paper carpet as a catalyst,
having the knock-on effect of chasing away all semblance of
cheese flavoured mumbo trumpet horders.
I could go on...
so i will,
just not here,
and not now,
quiet or youll scare the chickens.
An Altered AsparagusAn Altered AsparagusAn Altered Asparagus by ~Ar-Pharazon
"Who altered my asparagus?" roared the unfortunate face-uncle
who had only just fallen face backward onto a polar bear pop duo
who were singing in a shower of articulated soup cloth
The globe wombats would have none of it
and started a protest against cored nancy droplet amnesia
Just as they looked away the giant nose of a swedish robe spoon
darted past several hundred nude pygmy chins
who reacted by accosting the nearest soil proginator
resulting in obvious consequences of immesurable moderatation
consideringing the brick sliming nature of 14th century arm huggers
Just before, what? I didn't order graft pellets?!
Have thee away hence lest gorrillas in tutus abscond with thy wife
who knows what foul things a chicken could conjure with a rope-magnet
One thing is for sale, the worst gambler is forth in the food parachute
which is pretty clear to a bearded priest juggling fish
Before anyone could obfuscate, a loud worm bungled with pans into a bagle
whos only crime wa